Animal Farm Revisited

April 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm Leave a comment

I’m totally panicked about Swine Flu. I have 100 lbs. of Nature’s Recipe Lamb and Rice Senior waiting for my husband and I after I kill Jingo so we can drink her blood. And those N-95 respirator masks disappearing from retail and internet stores? Already have ’em-any self-respecting hypochondriac would.

At the same time, I’m laughing at the inbred paranoia of your average pussified American who sits in front of her computer waiting for the latest RSS feed from the CDC or going out of her way to look up terrifying images of infected human-pig clones running to our country as fast as their little hooves can take them.

I knew there was something weird about Pigs-being so delicious and as intelligent as humans and all.

Look at the way they look at us-even the cute little ones.

Those pug-nosed monsters know something we don’t. If we don’t nip this in the bud, they’ll start coming out of our stomachs.

P.S. Keep an eye on people who college pig figurines. If you visit someone and see anything like this in their home

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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